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Larissa Hennessy's avatar

The movie was so bad that I even critiqued the Brooms hair colour. Like with Netflix money couldnt they have got the girl better hair. Every time Aunt Zelda spoke more cigarettes died. It was just such a waste of my time!

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Alessandra's avatar

we thought it must be a wig

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Larissa Hennessy's avatar

That would make sense but then there are Fabulous wigs now so what the hell!!! Also the character was zero craic and that is unforgivable for an Irish person such as I am.

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Louise O’Neill's avatar

The character of Ashley could have been played by a broom with a face drawn on it. Even though my husband was only half-watching it, he was still prompted to ask, “What’s the opposite of a triple threat?

This made me HOWL

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Karyn's avatar

Hahah it was such a good burn I had to use it! 😆

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Megan Maurice's avatar

This seems like one you watched so I don't have to, so I thank you for your service. I laughed all the way through, but I completely lost it at the end when I saw the footnote about the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders getting to do one murder per calendar year. I fully endorse this

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Karyn's avatar

They’ve earned it! 😆🔪

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Alessandra's avatar

Watching CCM with his shrunken old man chest awkwardly gyrate around a sticky bar floor was, to quote my 11 yo, "so cringe". the fact that the Broom was manipulated to quit her CAREER with a substantial raise and leave HER HOME was rage inducing. for us, zero jingle bells and one half tree, a 🌱, only for the presence of beloved TV dad Michael Gross.

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